Oooo Weee

I always say SoCal is outrageous, and once again, people of sunny cali South have stepped up to prove me oh-so-right. Somewhere in Santa Clarita some sheltered, middle-class asshole is telling his/her friends how close a call they thought they were having when they saw some little red wires dangling out of an LA TIMES box...and across town movie exex were feverishly trying to think of some way to spin this to their advantage.

LA, where movies are a way of life....